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dick donkey punch

the man the myth the legend , he is the reson why chicks in germany were helmets when engaged in sex.
i punched her so hard it was like i was dick donkeypunch
by macnesa 23 May 2, 2003
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punch dick

a person who is such an asshole that kicking them where the sun doesn't shine is too much of compliment. They must be punched in their dick for adequate humiliation.
The pretentious jerk in my Russian class thinks he knows everything; he is such a punch dick.
by 191704812123 August 24, 2009
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Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.
I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.
by GeorgeJungII September 5, 2012
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Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!
by TNDSE May 23, 2019
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Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.
-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.
by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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Monkey dick punch

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023
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