Leonardo Dicaprio

A good actor and an amazingly hot man.

Leonardo Dicaprio is very sexy.

by yepyep456 May 26, 2009

DiCaprioed

The action of being sexually assaulted by a wild animal. This is in reference to the event that took place between Leonardo DiCaprio and a bear on the film set of 'The Revenant'

1. John's been in the hospital for the last few weeks because he got DiCaprioed by a wild animal when he was out in the woods.

2. I knew I had to call animal control when I walked in on a bear DiCaproing some poor innocent victim.

3. You need to stop mean mugging that Tiger, He might just hop out of the cage and DiCaprio you in front of the whole entire zoo.

by VitoVane November 19, 2017

DiCaprio type

A guy that is way above your league, but you still hope that someday you'll get laid with him. It never happens.

I dated this guy last night, thought he was a DiCaprio type, but no, all night long he fucked me like there is no tomorrow.

by Samsa G. June 11, 2016

switch to decaf

Saying used to tell someone to chill out or calm down. Usually used when dealing with overly energetic annoying people.

That guy Sal at the party just wouldn't shut the fuck up and kept talking over everyone, so I told him to "switch to decaf" or leave.

by flyindutchman April 9, 2015

leonardo dicaprio

A man who always could not get the Oscar.

“the ACTOR in a Leading Role is.......”
"I'm sorry,Leonardo Dicaprio."

by oooooooooohmygod August 20, 2014

decaf

Coffee without coffee

"What the shit is up with this coffee?"
"It's decaf"
"There's no coffee in decaf!"

by El Diablo2 December 25, 2007

Decaffitated

Someone secretly switching your coffee to decaf thus rendering you useless.

I was kind of a dick to the guy at starbucks today, I think he may have decaffitated me.

by Craylon Jennings December 14, 2010