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International Dibs Protocol

PART 2

The IDP can only be used when multiple people have near-equal claim to something. One person can not call dibs on something another person clearly owns, and if he does, dibs has no effect. If the object in question was given from one person to another, a third person may not call dibs on said object. Even if it was not made explicitly clear that the object in question was meant for a specific person, the person who provided the object may still clarify and dibs will be nullified.

If one person has obviously greater claim to the object in question, dibs will have no effect. However, dibs shall be upheld if the claim is (1) not major and can't be proven or (2) very minor, even if proof is provided. If an agreement is reached that both people have equal claim to the object, the two people will start at step 2.

If an agreement can not be reached, the said object will be be split equally, destroyed, left behind, sold and the money split evenly, or given to a third person, depending on what the valued object is.

SHOTGUN AMENDMENT
The Shotgun Amendment is a specific form of dibs, namely, the shotgun seat of a vehicle. Slightly different rules apply to shotgun.

The owner of the vehicle gets final say in who rides shotgun.

Also, shotgun call only be called when some piece of the vehicle can be seen from where shotgun is called. Exhaust, icicles hanging off of the vehicle, and reflections do not count as a “piece of the vehicle.”
The International Dibs Protocol takes precedent over all other laws. Not really.
by Guy__Fawks December 14, 2014
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Dibby

A term that refers to a character or symbol within a franchise or stream of media that is used as a way to promote the brand. An example would would be the minions from Despicable Me, or the Porgs from Star Wars: The Last Jedi. This was a term invented by the YouTuber "I Hate Everything", so all credit goes to him.
Person 1: "you see that new dog movie, Show Dogs?"
Person 2: "no, and I don't want to. Talking dogs are used in so many movies because they're such a dibby"
by DukeofNothing October 28, 2018
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Dibby

A term that refers to a a character or symbol within a franchise or stream of media that is used as a way to promote the brand. An example would would be the minions from Despicable Me, or the Porgs from Star Wars: The Last Jedi. This term was coined by YouTuber IHE. He explained the definition of the term in his video titled: Show Dogs (2018) - The Search For The Worst - IHE.
John: "Hey, Jeff, didn't you think that the minions in Despicable Me were super cute?"
Jeff: "Sure, they were cute, but they were just included as a dibby, so they could make tons of cash on merchandise."
by Diamondminer69er October 20, 2018
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Dirty Dobbs

A suburban hell located in the lower Hudson valley of New York. Here, kids are either outrageously spoiled or high on some illegal substance. They either smoke it on the trail in the woods behind the school or just in plain sight, because it is Dirty Dobbs, who cares.
Bro #1: Dude did u see that girl at the mall, I think she is from Dirty Dobbs. She brought a Burberry coat to school and said it was ugly than gave it to some rando.

Bro #2: No sorry bro, I was too busy dealing some weed to 6th graders.
by BirthaTheWhale April 23, 2019
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Pussy Dibs

A claim one has on a fuck buddy's genitalia that pre-dates any relationships they might have just entered.
"I just met someone! They are so dreamy! We're totally like seriously dating now."
"Well I hope you told them I have pussy dibs every now and then."
"Oh yah, no worries. When are you coming over?"
by WordSwain February 16, 2015
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DibsBag

A douchebag with an added flair for claiming everything as his own.

The DibsBag is usually a spoiled brat who accomplishes almost nothing on their own, takes credit for other peoples work, and brags about how good he is doing.

IE; John builds a successful company through long hours and years hard work, then Jason (the DibsBag son of John’s business partner) brags to anyone about how successful his company is, even though Jason has never worked for the company a day in his life.
Wow, Justin is such a DibsBag. He should stop relying on his dad and get a real job.
by BitchyCat June 4, 2021
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dibs

i got dibs on that last piece of pizza
by Greg September 30, 2003
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