Drunkalyse

Person who becomes more awesome the more they drink.

Everyone tells me I am a total drunkalyse when we go drinking.

by Rogue X November 13, 2020

Drunk

When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)

by REV. Smitty February 24, 2005

Designated Drunk

Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.

The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!"
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."

by Sanzone September 28, 2005

boong drunk

Drunk to the point of staggering and passing out and being filthy dirty like a centrelink boong.

Example 1

Person one - Hey Browny we getting "boong drunk" tonight ?

Browny - "Oath mate"

Example 2

That dirty slut girl over there is "boong drunk".

by SweLL69 December 26, 2011

pizza drunk

Feeling tired or sluggish after eating a lot of pizza.

Jimmy is pizza drunk from lunch and not getting much work done this afternoon.

by siromega April 9, 2009

Picken Drunk

To be at a stage of intoxication where your courage is so overwhelming that you simply have to pick a fight with every person you talk to no matter their significant size or fighting ability.

"Did you see him at the Christmas party? He was so picken drunk."

by Projected December 14, 2014

Drunkenese

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.

Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"

by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005