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Doucheperger

Doucheperger syndrome is distinguished by a pattern of symptoms rather than a single symptom. It is characterized by qualitative impairment in social interaction, by stereotyped and patterns of activities and interests. Intense preoccupation with one's own interests, one-sided verbosity, intense fascination with the smell of one's own farts, and generally being a complete douchebag are typical of the condition, but are not required for diagnosis.

There is no single treatment for Doucheperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is generally not encouraged. Find some better friends.
He did what? Unbelievable! I think he's got doucheperger syndrome.
by captaincursor February 9, 2008
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Deuchebagetry

The commiting of one or more, known acts of deuchebaggedness.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is begining to show signs of terminal deuchebagetry.
by Dr. Bag December 2, 2011
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Doucheberg

A doucheberg is a guy (or sometimes girl) who seems like an awesome, thoughtful, sensitive person on the surface, but underneath they're a ginormous, iceberg-sized douchebag. You usually don't find out until it's too late.

A special kind of douchebag that resembles an iceberg in its douchiness.
Girl 1: I went out with Paul last night, what a gentlemen! I think I'll got out with him again.

Girl 2 (who knows Paul): Yeah, be warned, that's just the tip of the doucheberg...he's probably acting like that so you'll sleep with him.
by HarleyQuinnFTW August 5, 2012
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deuchebag

A bag used for your vaginal crevece... to clean it out and such. Used sometimes when umpires at softball games are idiots and dont know what they are doing.
I heard plain and clear with my own two ears out of one of your girls mouths... that the umpire was a deuchbag.. NOW I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YALL, WHATS A DEUCHEBAG, HOW DO YOU INSERT A DEUCHBAG, WHERE CAN I LOCATE AND INSERT A DEUCHEBAG?
by Meg n Lee May 13, 2005
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Doucheberg

lameness of Titanic proportions
The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.
by Civixen March 9, 2008
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deuchburger

some one who acts as a burger filled with femenin discharge, an absent-minded irritating person
brah get the hell outta here you deuchburger
by tyler thebomb January 30, 2008
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doucheberry

Sending emails and/or blackberry instant messages in public places where emailing should not be allowed (i.e. - at the gym, while checking out at the grocery store, while attending concerts and/or sporting events, etc). Those who doucheberry cannot stand to be parted from their phone. Some even own fashionable clips that securely fasten their blackberry to their belt and/or purse.
I sweat my ass off at the gym every evening while Conner just walks on the treadmill and doucheberrys.
by mxedkid February 26, 2008
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