desperatio

The magnitude of desperation in an online chat, measured by the ratio of conversation started in the app.

John never writes me on his own. I always have to start the conversation. I think my desperatio is 100%.

by quiri May 18, 2017

on the desperation train

To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

by a66spam February 1, 2014

Desperation

Sometimes used to provoke the opposite sex by not going to the bathroom and arousing the other sex when the said person who was practicing desperation pissed themselves.

Rachel was so sure that John liked desperation, that when she saw him watching her dance around, she just let go.

by BumofBerwick91 August 21, 2006

gay by desperation

When a straight guy is so desperate for action that he succumbs to sexual activities with another man because, as anyone who hit puberty knows, every guy is a horny mother-fucker.

Person A: "Dude, I haven't gotten any poon in almost two years. I'm ready to do something gay by desperation."

Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."

Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"

by VinBorges April 24, 2007

Desperationship

A relationship that someone only goes into because they are desperate and can't find anyone else to go out with them.

Girl 1: Honey, what made you go out with him in the first place?

Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Girl 1: Did you even like him?

Girl 2: No, not really.

Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.

Girl 2: Basically.

by lolsummer68 August 18, 2011

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 18, 2003

Final Act of Desperation

The moment when a person tries to add the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend to Urbandictionary.com just to show said boyfriend/girlfriend how much they "care". This is then followed by creating an editor profile for the sole purpose of getting that name published. Even though that goes against the guidelines accepted by the editors, said moron then used the Meebo/UD chat room to beg people to publish their word for them. What these n00bs don't seem to understand is that nobody else gives even the slightest shit about their word and will likely deny their word out of spite. Often times the n00b editor is replied to by the more veteren editors with a "hell no", resulting in said n00b to bitch and complain about it, often cursing at the other editors and proclaiming that no matter what happens, his/her word will be published. And just like that they put a target on their own word for the masses to auto-deny. Ohh well n00bs will be n00bs..

*new editor joins* If you see Sarah, publish it for me. *experienced editors* Hell no!!! *Xero_Manifest* Looks like another Final Act of Desperation

by Xero _ Manifest October 8, 2011