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Despacito 

A song written by thanos

Sang by Louis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee
Very romantic if translated to English
*Despacito 3 Found on Mars*
"There might be signs of Despacito on martian rocks" -says the CEO of Nasa.
Despacito by Noscoperz October 4, 2018

Despacito 

A song that'll make you feel suicidal, even after hearing it for a second.
Oh my god he died of despacito!
Despacito wha-
DESPACITO MAGGOT

Despacito 

Noun - A song that is not in English but is very well known in English-Speaking countries
"What's the Despacito of Germany?"
"I think Du Hast would be."
Despacito by EnderShof355 September 5, 2018

Despacito 

It's the power that made earth and the universe itself.
It's the one you should pray for.
It's him.

LUIS FONSI.
Person 1: Damn dude, life is meaningless.
Person 2: despacito
Person 1: Thank you for existing, now everything makes sense!

Despacito 

A Spanish song on Youtube that has gotten very popular and turned into a Meme.
Person: Alexa this is so sad play despacito
Despacito by Theunknownrandomguy August 25, 2019

Despacito 

a piece of shit song that is sung in mexican. ppl say justin bieber ruined da song but i disagree; his remix where he talks about burritos and tacos was one of the funniest shits I've seen in my life
Illegal Immigrant: u hear Despacito
Farmer: ill give u $4 if u pick the fruit out of my farm
Despacito by You Are Trash July 27, 2017