Deseased

Being so diseased, you're almost deceased.

Can be applied to the entire body, or a particular organ.

Having deseased organs sucks, or so I'm told :/

God, I'm so ill. I'm feeling really deseased.

NO. THAT'S NOT A TYPO! I REALLY AM DESEASED.

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme June 21, 2011

DeSeiso

a fag with no friends, enjoys being gay on his own time.a BIG LOSER. A.D.D MOTHER FUKER with many problems. gayyyyyyyy

a fag with no friends, enjoys being gay on his own time.a BIG LOSER. A.D.D MOTHER FUKER with many problems

by gayfags May 24, 2004

telephically transmited desease

When one has phone sex and they get some sort of desease.

Chloe: Hailey your going to get telephically transmited desease after all this phone sex
Hailey: I think I have a yeast infection?

by Clodoh July 19, 2009

KRAFT desease

Kan't Remember A Fuckin Thing desease, similar to alzheimer's.

What do you mean you don't remember? DO you have KRAFT desease or something?

by Runaway Closer February 23, 2006

Dewees

When you get with underage girls and women who have kids because you’re a pedo

Oh man he’s a total creepy Dewees

by YourChemicalABUSE April 13, 2020

desesques

A disease to which your naval is not in-line with your body, or is off center.

person1: "I can't find my belly button!"
person2:"you probably have desesques"

by Caboose October 19, 2004

debeestable

german;noun. an unseen quality or trait possesed only by those who are seen as superior employeeees

Mitchell is a debeestable co-workers.

by Dino Cervoni February 17, 2005