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Despescito 

When you forget how to spell Despacito.
I luv two lissen too despescito

desensitize 

to make nearly or completely insensitive to certain things to due overexposure or recurrence
Sex related: I've watched so much porn that I got desensitized and need to watch dirtier videos in order to orgasm ejaculate.

Drug related: I smoke(d) so much weed that I got desensitized and built up a tolerance so need more to get high than the first few times.
desensitize by lolmanurfunny January 19, 2019

Subversive Desensitization 

Subversive Desensitization, Refers to a process which covertly alters or changes a persons mind set, consequently transforming his or her perception of reality with regards to either Social, political or religious matters. Whereby rendering a person incapable of understanding or viewing a situation presented before them in a clear and rational manner.
Subversive Desensitization, is the ability for radical extremists either religious or political, in being able to deceive or manipulate the populace in submitting to there extremist ideology or doctrine. With out a person seeing or understanding its serious and potentially dangerous implications or consequences.

DeWeese'd 

To be one-up'd. Often used to describe a verbal, nonchallant, "one-up"ing of someone when telling an impressive story and therefore stealing their thunder.
Guy talking to his friends: "I fought two guys at once yesterday and won!"
Another Guy: "Man, that's cool. Kinda like when I fought that grizzly bear with my bare hands. And won."
Guy talking to his friends: ....
A Third Guy: YOU JUST GOT DEWEESE'D!
DeWeese'd by thestrider777 March 8, 2011

desesper 

to be feeling desperate, annoyed, exasperated, frustrated, anxious, and/or extremely bored.

Derived from the spanish term "desesperado"
Jocelyn: "Maaaaan I'm so desesper! This stats class needs to be over!"
Leslie: "Yeah me too, we need to get out of here like NOW."
Elsa: "Si muy desesper"
desesper by Lili17 March 24, 2009

Gherkinson's Desease

the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.

i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.