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dealt

Getting seriously and utterly defeated in something you think you're good at, but you're not.
Calling someone a hacker because they shot you through a wall in CounterStrike. He's not hacking, you just got dealt.
by Balkoth November 29, 2004
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DeSantis

The phenomenon and frustration when your anal douche water doesn’t run clear after repeated tries but your partner is already waiting to hook up. 💩💦🚽
I was in the bathroom for over an hour dealing with DeSantis. Eventually I just gave up and had sex anyway. There was definitely a little Santorum involved.
by manchildh3lms March 29, 2022
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DeSales University

Some Random-ass University in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania where the plague hits every weekend which forces everyone leaves and goes home.
Desales University Student: "Mom I'm home for the weekend"

Mom: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
by I have nothing better to do December 9, 2018
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Dealt with

This is a catch phrase indicating domination or losing an endeavor...This is not polite but in fact sarcastic and insulting
Bryan: Our landlord sent us a 240$ bill for noise ordinances and damaged property.

Jarrod: Dealt with
by Randoni April 4, 2009
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dealt a beadle

Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.
Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.
by Loopydave June 1, 2018
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DeSantiSimp

An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.
Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.
by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022
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DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.
Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?
by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023
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