Hardcore Derping

The act of being a complete and total fool, jackass, or moron. Doing acts that are not considered proper in public, or even in private. Only the dumbest of people can achieve the level of hardcore derping. A prime example would be when Simon Cowell completely degrades a great singer, that is hardcore derping.

Bob walks in. "Man you were Hardcore Derping it at the party tonight". John throws beer can at Bob. "Derp."

by RedXTheUltimate May 16, 2011

Derinda

Daring, Elegant, Real, Intellect, Nice, DD, Amazing. She is one of a kind. She is someone that other people are in awe of. A quick thinker, and a best friend. You will have a hard time finding a better person to have in your life.

"She is so derinda!" "She walks like a derinda and she talks like a derinda but she ain't no derinda." "Only a derinda can be a derinda."

by Derinda's derinda February 5, 2010

deminonbinary

Deminonbinary is a gender where someone identifies partially, but not fully Nonbinary. They may identify as another gender in addition to being partially non-binary. They usually also identify as Transgender. Deminonbinary may also be used by people who feel little to no connection to femininity or masculinity. Some people can experience dysphoria.

Friend: What's your gender and pronouns?
Me: I'm deminonbinary and I use he / him pronouns.

by donutman07 November 7, 2020

Derping

To be scared and coughing at the same time

Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night

by PixelatedKiwi December 3, 2020

Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

derpiness

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.

Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.

by squigglers January 12, 2016

dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.

I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.

by jojoker March 1, 2010