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Depresso-Espresso

The one who will probably kill themselves after having some coffee
Hey, I bet that kid is gonna Depresso-Espresso himself
by 3ntr1x August 27, 2023
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Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.
Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(
by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008
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Espresso depresso

When you are so depresso you drink a lot of espresso
by Pogboi420 June 16, 2021
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DepressoExpresso

When you down a minimum of 5 shots of Expresso coffee to drown your sorrows you have a DepressoExpresso. Commonly partaken during depression episodes and is most likely to be participated in by young teens.
I was so sad yesterday that I had a DepressoExpresso.
Life is just getting to be too much so I might have a DepressoExpresso after lunch.
by Imtryingokay April 8, 2018
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Expresso depresso

When your depressed but very open about it. Usually, people who are “expresso depresso” are probably faking it for attention. Or they are trying to get help.
Girl: I’m depressed!
Boy: No, you’re expresso depresso
by Slang.com773 April 5, 2020
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espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.
I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.
by Ragnthorn October 27, 2022
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expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been
i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso
by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018
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