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Deployment Fever

When a military service member has been deployed and away from family for so long that they start to lose their mind.
Dude, Bert is starting to act really fuckin' weird....

Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...
by Bertc February 28, 2010
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Deployment Buddy

A friend that is a supplement for companionship while away during a long work related period. This person has no intention of remaining friends upon returning home.
Reginald: "I'm so happy we are finally home from overseas. Do you want to go to the bar and hang out?"

Victor: "Listen, I can't feel the bromistry between us. I don't think you and I can be pals. You were only a deployment buddy."
by justtherightamount June 24, 2010
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Deployment Bae

Bitch you marry in order to benefit pay from the military. She must send you lit AS FUCK care packages and ocassionally send you nudes in order to benefit your needs during deployment!
I need a deployment bae before the sand box!
by BigDaddy_055 June 10, 2016
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Deployment Driven Down Syndrome

A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.
My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.
by The Cap N' August 21, 2023
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Rapid Deployment

The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.
Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
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Reployment

1. The act of re-employing someone (who was previously laid off) as a temp worker, usually at a lower wage scale.

2. What happens to many people who have lost their permanent jobs following the crash of 2008.

3. Another sign of the harsh economic times in which we live.
Acme Industries is having a Reployment Fair at the hotel downtown. They'll re-hire you as a temp at about half of what you were earning last year.
by Peter Kobs December 7, 2009
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Dehlomment

Noun:
1) When a quarterback throws an interception, especially if it is returned for a touchdown by the defense. Popularized by Jake Delhomme of the Carolina Panthers and Cleveland Browns.

2) A Dehlomme-esque moment.

Dehlomme + Moment = Dehlomment.
1) Peyton Manning just threw an interception for a touchdown. That was a Dehlomment!
by Bro.J.Simpson November 30, 2010
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