Denim Casserole

When a male's jeans are so tight that his genitals, both cock and balls, are prominently outlined and leave nothing to the imagination.

Holy shit! Look at that dude's denim casserole. Not going to attract a size queen with that.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

pushing denim

A boner so exquisite its literally lifting the denim off your body.

Hey man, you see the girl with the ass over there? I'm totally pushing denim.

by CrazyMook October 21, 2017

denim dick

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008

denim downhiller

A skier wearing jeans instead of snow pants, often seen sporting a mullet. The ultimate (and rare) denim downhiller also sports a jean jacket, creating the whole Canadian Tuxedo ensemble.

I was snowboarding at Song Mountain and saw a denim downhiller throwing empty PBR cans off of the chairlift.

by cox82 January 1, 2009

Denim Tension

Superior crotch protection formed by tension in the groin of your jeans, which is frequently a result of spread legs.

"Sorry man i didn't mean to hit you in the nuts with that tennis ball"
"It's all good man I had denim tension"

by cowtools February 9, 2010

Denim Bandit

An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.

Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.

by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot December 11, 2010

Denim trap

When one maliciously wears a perfectly fitting pair of jeans to fool another into thinking they have an amazing ass. Which in reality they don’t, but this can only be discovered when its to late.

Chris: Well how was she?
Mike: Little bit of false advertising.
Chris Denim trap?
Mike: Denim trap.

by M Greenie December 9, 2008