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Dendro

Josh:that monster is fire element.
Zidan:No, it's dendro elements!!!!
by ssmgra3 February 19, 2021
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dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.
Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon
by Brandon December 24, 2004
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dendronecrohomobestipedophile

it all started one day when the magic ugmo sperm of kenneth denner came in contact with vd's (valerie denner) clap ridden crusty stale maggot infested puss leaking cunt. through a miracle of nature a single sperm survived this gaultlet of sti's and spawned the fat hairy dingle berry ridden mess that we know as the the tumour of society and professionaly acknoledged in necropedophilic circles as master of his art. not many dare to speak his name especially after seeing what he can do to young penguins. they call him...
Mark Denner phd.(necropedophile,skull fucking dead kids and sucking cold larva infested cum laced shit from dead tramps arses)
by insane from bearing witness February 5, 2004
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Dendrophilia

People who are sexualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. Only 1 % of the world's population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.
I am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature.
by BOB LOAVOUS August 21, 2003
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Dendrophile

A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees. 1% of the worlds population are dendrophiles.
I fucked a tree branch and it cut up my cunt, the bitch. I hate being a dendrophile.
by Macabre Meagan June 14, 2006
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dendropheliac

(den-dro-feel-i-ak) one who has sexual intercourse with plants suck as trees. (dendrology)
maria is a dendropheliac.
by Nick Cannon April 11, 2005
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Dendrophilia

Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular
by Nathan April 29, 2003
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