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deli benjord

Having the urge to commit sexual acts with your mother.
Harry is a deli benjord
by Deli Benjord September 11, 2016
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deli platter

A deli platter is a multi-ethnic meat selection.

See gangbang.
Guy: hey baby, how about you, me, and 2 of my friends get a deli platter?
Girl: Um, so like ... a gangbang?
Guy: Yeah but with better variety.
Girl: OK!
by Thequick April 7, 2008
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deli belly

An upset stomach or other digestive trouble caused from eating old, nasty, or otherwise "bad" food from a deli. Most notable in poorly managed grocery stores or run down deli locations.
Tim ate some suspicious mac and cheese he picked up from the super market deli. Now he has a bad case of Deli Belly.
by kiimosabe July 19, 2018
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deli style crooks

clerks that give you the wrong amount of change, fake bills, or foreign coins
I scraped up some chedda around my house and went to the store and bought some bread, until the deli style crooks tried to get me.
by CaLiii January 28, 2007
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Deli ears

It's a real thing.

Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.

Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.

After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.

The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
Damn, that dude got some deli ears!
by NotFromSomalia October 10, 2016
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Deli Flaps

Meaty pussy lips. Look like a little pile of shaved roast beef. A little pink in the center and brown around the edges.
Babe got the deli flaps.

I was sucking her deli flaps and she was squirting all over the place.

I could see her deli flaps through her yoga pants.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
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Deli at the Y

A meaty pussy. A chick with extra meaty pussy lips. Thick vertical bacon.
Rachel is coming over. I’ll be eating at the deli at the y tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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