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deineth cramplel

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.
person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.
by himigane November 12, 2021
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Upper Decker

The act of taking a dump in the tank of a toilet.
Step 1: Quietly sneak into the bathroom unseen
Step 2: Carefully remove the top of the tank. Note the porcelain tank top is very delicate and will shatter if dropped

Step 3: Climb on the toilet, drop pants and sit on the tank. Imagine you are a bird sat uptop your nest, sit very softly or else the tank may break and the operation will be compromised

Step 4: Take a monster shit. I'm talkin like a goddamn mudslide out your asshole

Step 5: Whipe and throw the tp in the tank too for good measure and put the top back on

Step 6: Return to the party and act like nothing ever happened, if you leave right away you will draw suspicion to yourself
Step 7: Enjoy the host's reaction when they see that Mount Vesuvius just exploded in their toilet tank
Friend: Yo did you hear, Julia is having a party this Saturday
Me: I dislike her very much, I'm gonna drop an Upper Decker at that party
by bowelsmovin June 25, 2017
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Zeig mir deine pflaume

Interviewer: Can you say something in German?
Tom:Zeig mir deine pflaume!
Interviewer: What does that mean?
Bill: Hey sunshine!
by kaulitz_baby January 10, 2011
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upper decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.
My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker
by The Mad shitter May 14, 2003
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double decker pussies

When one has two pussies stacked one atop the other, for easy alternating insertion. Usually done doggystyle, this position is used mostly in FFM (female-female-male) porn.
Did you see Ava Devine and Alica Saint in that new Peter North flick? He stacked their asses up into double decker pussies and fucked them both, man!
by loose_cannon November 18, 2006
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dekeratinization

The process in which a male who has been circumcised and has developed a thick layer of keratin on his glans, reverses the process, becomes (decircumsiced), returns his once non-existent Foreskin back to natural, healthy levels. Such results in massive increase in sexual sensation felt in the glans, a much softer, moister look and feel in the glans, and because of these, stronger orgasms and ejaculations.
Bro, before I restored my foreskin my head was weak! Couldn't even FEEL anything! But now that my head has undergone dekeratinization, I feel EVERYTHING, and it all feels GOOD!!!!
by Restoredforthebetter August 22, 2017
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Deine mutter

Your mom but funnier and Germaner
What are you doing tonight
“Deine mutter.”
by GriffTheMyth January 8, 2022
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