dealer

Someone who's job is selling drug's.

"Man I'm a dealer now, I can't jus' take a week off and go snowboarding. Biznazz is Biznazz."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Candy Dealer

A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.

Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.

by acs26 September 4, 2012

egg dealer

an egg dealer is someone who deals egg

person: hey egg dealer, you got any eggs
egg dealer: yes

by clucks the egg dealer January 24, 2021

resting drug dealer face

Someone who looks like they might be selling drugs but actually just looks like that normally when expressionless.

Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."

Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."

Bro 1: "God dammit."

by Homeslice1 April 27, 2014

Wheeler Dealer

1. Harry Redknapp. 2. Daniel Levy. 3. One who advances one's own interests by canny, aggressive, or unscrupulous behavior.

Did you notice that selfish hypocrite Wheeler Dealer tap up that poor player and denying it in the same sentence?!

by TruthhhHurts September 3, 2010

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer time is like being on mushrooms. 1 minute feels like 2 minutes. But instead you are not on mushrooms and you are waiting an extra minute for every minute said. Drug Dealers obviously don't know how to tell time and when they say they will meet you in 15 minutes. You won't see them till half an hour. There's a few reasons why this is...
-They think they will be there in time, but somehow traffic is always slow.
-They know they won't be there in time but they want you there first so they don't have to wait.

-Or they just are fucking dicks and don't care about you.

Drug Dealer Time

Drug Dealer- "go there now ill be there in 10"
Me- "Alright"
-20 Minutes later-
Me- "where are you?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm almost there 5 mins"
-10 minutes later-
Me- "where you at dude?"
Drug Dealer- "I'm a block away"
-3 minutes later-
Drug Dealer Arrives

by Peshyo November 15, 2011

wheeler and dealer

One who advances one's own interests by canny, aggressive, or unscrupulous behavior.

That used car salesman is a real wheeler and dealer, he sure has a way with words but I'm not sure I can trust him.

by Fundo88 January 27, 2010