Deflarted

When you’ve literally farted so much you’ve devoid your intestines of any gas’s leaving yourself feeling rather empty and deflarted.

He was feeling cold deflarted and alone as he left the office..

by Prodigal April 9, 2020

deflarted

when you are so deflated, that you can't even fart...there's nothing left in you.

Marcy's rent was due, she needed gas money, and HR called to say she didn't get the job; she was utterly deflarted.

by Misfitauthor March 7, 2022

Deflated

Opposite of erected. When you see someone extremely unattractive or if they turn you off by looks or actions.

I was so erected by her sister, but once I saw her, I deflated in five seconds flat. #turnoff

by LexLuthor_HayBailz June 22, 2016

deglected

Delegated by neglect. Ignoring something that needs to be done long enough that someone else does it for you.

The dishes were stacking up, but I just deglected it to my roommate.

by PragmaPrime March 5, 2008

deflated boner

When an old man gets a boner and all the old nasty extra skin is dangling from it

OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and i wanna know how the do it with that deflated boner

by LalalalaYOUFAG August 2, 2009

defeliced

Getting so drunk you fall asleep standing up in the middle of a crowded bar

Rocco you got sooooo defeliced last night.

by Ruckjo Dongfelice August 26, 2016

Delicated

Dedicated & Delicate joined together to make a type of flower.

I just planted a really nice delicated flower.

by Andre3000w/bigdick November 27, 2012