A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.
Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.
Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!
Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!
by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019
Get the Deflated Soccer Ball Tits mug.Opposite of erected. When you see someone extremely unattractive or if they turn you off by looks or actions.
by LexLuthor_HayBailz June 22, 2016
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deflake • Deflate • Deflated • deflate me daddy • DeflatedDinoMan • deflategate • Defakery • deflakify • Deflame • Deflamed
OMFG I heard my neighbors having sex they are old and i wanna know how the do it with that deflated boner
by LalalalaYOUFAG August 2, 2009
Get the deflated boner mug.To be hideously let down; single to the ninth degree. The state of being almost murdered by a loved one who in most cases decided to leave you out of pure insanity and/or dishonesty.
But in all probability you are better off.
But in all probability you are better off.
Horatio: Starkisha just left me. I don't know what to do with myself, I'm just so god damn deflated.
Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.
Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.
by Brittens March 29, 2008
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by Qmaan January 24, 2015
Get the deflategate mug.Helga felt like a deflated balloon after walking 10 steps. Bill was breathing like a deflated balloon.
by ArmendHammer August 6, 2019
Get the Deflated balloon mug.An addition to the ball showing game; The Brain minus the testicles, you do the same actions you would with your fist as the brain but you keep your actual testicles below your clenched fist, showing just a portion of your scrotum in which resembles a wrinkly deflated balloon.
-Dude is that your balls?!?!
-Naw man worse, its just my wrinkly ol' ballsack. The Deflated Balloon!
-Naw man worse, its just my wrinkly ol' ballsack. The Deflated Balloon!
by heavyfister3000 December 28, 2009
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