Decompression Sickness

A condition starting from dissolved gases coming out of solution into bubbles inside the human body on depressurization.

"Divers get Decompression Sickness from rapidly rising toward the surface."

by Memes69 May 14, 2018

Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

Dexcom

A chip/transmitter for diabetic people that implants into their body and measures information like blood sugar and other things. Although I have a suspicion that it makes the person WIFI/ Bluetooth compatible and can connect to the internet.

Me: Hey Jared, is that Dexcom supposed to make you WIFI compatible?

Jared: No! It’s supposed to measure my blood sugar!

Me: Huh, I can’t connect my phone to you. You need to update your software.
Jared: SHUT UP!

by therealpetergriffin May 31, 2023

deafcom

1. "def-kom" n. - A state of silence, punctuated by not hearing communication, i.e. deaf to communication or deafcom. Usually achieved through headphones and/or music.

Officemate: "Hey you want to go out to lunch?"
Jack: "What? Sorry, I couldn't hear you, cause I was in deafcom."

Officemate: "I need to get some work done, so I'm going into deafcom mode."

by KingSexy November 2, 2005

decompose

Killing something then leaving it to rot (worse than just death)

Ima decompose that bitch!

by samk(: May 21, 2009

decompress

to relax, to be relieved of stress

It's about time you decompress and stop fretting over how many Christmas presents you have to buy.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2009

Defconnations

A place filled with cancer and kids who got a hold of their moms CC, a good place to make friends so long as you don't mind having some windy days... this place is also filled with gmod servers like Wild WestRP & PoliceRP and the big boi PurgeRP and that other one...

Hello whale cum to Defconnations, ill be your support member my names tig

by DN Yeet April 9, 2019