deez nuts
The end of a retarded joke in order to make others feel shortchanged for knowing someone dumb enough to utter it.
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Deez Nuts
Example 1:
T: Primi was that the doorbell?
P: I dont know, go check nigga!
P: Who was it?
T: Deez Nuts!
Example 2:
T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?
P: What?
T: Deez Nuts!
P: pendejo.
Example 3:
T: Did you hear what happened today?
P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?
T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"
P: You said it first.
T: Tell it to the judge homo.
T: Primi was that the doorbell?
P: I dont know, go check nigga!
P: Who was it?
T: Deez Nuts!
Example 2:
T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?
P: What?
T: Deez Nuts!
P: pendejo.
Example 3:
T: Did you hear what happened today?
P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?
T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"
P: You said it first.
T: Tell it to the judge homo.
Deez Nuts by T-Money&trade January 19, 2009
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deez nuts by Ashley G. and Jessia C. October 1, 2003
deez nuts
1. To sarcastically berate a friend, by referencing a slang term for the male testicles.
2. To punk out a fellow military buddy (or schoolmate) by referencing your superior huevos used in casual conversation
3. To grab one's point to emphasize the importance of one's anatomy in relation to another's.
2. To punk out a fellow military buddy (or schoolmate) by referencing your superior huevos used in casual conversation
3. To grab one's point to emphasize the importance of one's anatomy in relation to another's.
Person A: You seem not to have any holiday spirit, mind if I sing?
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Jingle bells, Jingle bells...(raising voice from low to high) Jingle DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth bitch!
Person A: Chief Dangle was looking for you.
Person B: Chief Dangle who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Dangle DEEZ NUTS in yo muthafuckin' mouth!
Person A: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
Person B: Colonel Craven who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) You've been craven DEEZ NUTS down your throat, biatch!
Person A: Mr. Al-sheiki called for you sir.
Person B: Mr. Al-sheiki who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Al-sheiki DEEZ NUTS on yo face!!!
Person A: Hey did you check out that new Chinese chick, Lei Tung?
Person B: Lei Tung who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) How about you Lei your Tung on DEEZ NUTS?!?
Person A: Did you get Captain Dip to sign off on your paperwork?
Person B: Captain Dip who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Captain dip DEEZ NUTS in your ass bitch!
Person A: Clay Akin is lookin' pretty hot.
Person B: Clay Akin who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high)You're Clay Akin for DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth, bitch!
Person B: Sure.
Person A: Jingle bells, Jingle bells...(raising voice from low to high) Jingle DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth bitch!
Person A: Chief Dangle was looking for you.
Person B: Chief Dangle who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Dangle DEEZ NUTS in yo muthafuckin' mouth!
Person A: Have you talked to Colonel Craven?
Person B: Colonel Craven who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) You've been craven DEEZ NUTS down your throat, biatch!
Person A: Mr. Al-sheiki called for you sir.
Person B: Mr. Al-sheiki who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Al-sheiki DEEZ NUTS on yo face!!!
Person A: Hey did you check out that new Chinese chick, Lei Tung?
Person B: Lei Tung who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) How about you Lei your Tung on DEEZ NUTS?!?
Person A: Did you get Captain Dip to sign off on your paperwork?
Person B: Captain Dip who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high) Captain dip DEEZ NUTS in your ass bitch!
Person A: Clay Akin is lookin' pretty hot.
Person B: Clay Akin who?
Person A: (raising voice from low to high)You're Clay Akin for DEEZ NUTS in yo mouth, bitch!
deez nuts by The Grizzle December 17, 2006