Declare War on the North Pole Day

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.

Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*

by Yopmail User February 23, 2023

deflated kickball

when after a long round of sex, a womans labia looks like a popped kick ball.

man, i pounded her so hard last night that her vag looked like a deflated kickball

by jmgreen7 September 16, 2005

declare

To pronounce, announce, utter, say, or clearly indicate, as though officially, or with authority, or bearing formality.

"I shall never eat white meat again," the guy declared to himself.

by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

declare jihad

The act of taking a violent, greasy and sometimes loud shit.

Man, that spicy pork made me declare jihad on the toilet.

by Slaney May 18, 2006

Declare Victory

To pronounce a job finished before it is actually done, but when it looks "good enough".

Contractor 1: That wall looks kind of crooked, do you think we should fix it?

Contractor 2: Nah, let's just declare victory and call it a day.

by Jon_the_grog July 17, 2009

self-declared

A declaration of a statement made by oneself, neither supported nor agreed by others.

'Hey there's no school tomorrow!'
'Isnt it just your own self-declared holiday?'

by Jwjwjwjw November 3, 2013

DeflatedDinoMan

Someone who wears a deflated Dino Costume on Halloween.

Guy 1: Look at that Dumba** in the DeflatedDinoMan
Guy 2: He's so F***in stupid

by DeflatedDinoMan January 26, 2021