Dicknosis

When the power of getting poled (sometimes along with sweet nothings in your ear) temporarily hypnotizes a girl, making her do some dumb shit that she knows she'll regret later.

Girl 1: Did you hear that __________ got pregnant?
Girl 2: Whatttt? Wasn't she always saying that she'll never get it raw?
Girl 1: Yea, but she got hit with a bad case of dicknosis.

by ffj_ August 24, 2016

Dicknoid

A nerd who thinks he is smarter than the average dickhead, unaware he is just annoyingly arrogant.

So and So's date is a Dicknoid!

by Im Cherokee by Blood July 26, 2009

dicknose

someone who is excedingly stupid and oblivious to the obvious

(in movie theatre) "wow, did you see that?"
"No dicknose, i just payed nine dollars to sit here and stare at the ceiling"

by Supreme overlord of the world June 4, 2005

Dicknog

Ejaculate; semen

I just shot a load of dicknog all over my jockey shorts watching that Kathy Bates nude scene from About Schmidt.

by 4thelulz34 June 30, 2010

dicknob

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.

Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.

by jwgrooves October 11, 2010

Dicknold

a player who goes by the name Dicknold is a teamkiller in online games such as Battlefield 2. Also spamming the radio and being on the arab team is most common for this player.

The road to jalalabad is his favorite map

- Dicknold stood in the way of a teamplayers tank and punished the player for a team kill.

- Dicknold plants C4 under an unaware teammate sniper and detonates the explosives so the player falls to his death regardless of friendly fire being disabled.

- Dicknold gets permabanned for too many teamkills.

- Dicknold changes his name to fagnold.

Dicknold posts messages on the carried away "ramming stomach" can be found on google.

waff.. Woo bad!

by Pignold May 3, 2008

Deckorum

1. dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc with regard to the act of top decking.
2. the quality or state of being deckorous; orderliness; regularity; efficiency; justice; stealth.

I heard some young ruffian top decked that nice irish theme pub, even though their prices were reasonable and the beer tasty.

Such an act violates deckorum.

by Hauntedddd October 5, 2009