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- the new word for retarded

Originally, unfortunate people of below-average intelligence were called "mentally deficient", but people started using that as an insult so they changed it to "mentally retarded" which became even more of an insult. The latest term now is "developmentally delayed". Just to show those politically correct retards that changing the word does jack s**t, let's use "delayed" as the new insult...

btw don't actually hate on clinically stupid people they don't really deserve it, its just fun to make up insults
"are you f**king delayed?"
"stop acting so delayed!"
"why are you being so f**king delayed in the head?"
"that was really delayed of you!"
"deeeeeeee-lay!"
by UrbanPrick April 22, 2006
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delayed

someone who is slow to grasp new ideas and thought patterns. another way of saying retarded.
oh dude, you're SO delayed.
by jason+carissa May 14, 2003
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Delayed Suckification

Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.
Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.
by J Crisler September 25, 2009
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DecayedSpirits

decayedspirits is a audio bypasser from roblox that specializes on making loud audios with swear words on an lego game
decayedspirits loves lego games
by exieez August 22, 2021
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Delayed catfish

You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!

2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.

She's comfortable.

She's established a nest.

She's showing her true colours.

She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"

"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023
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the delayed comeback

your Reply to someones insult directed towards you that took weeks for you to come up with using OLD information that nobody gives a shit about but your pathetic self. thinking your weak comeback was effective because it took alot of effort, time and words to show how determined and bothered you were was pretty entertaining.
Nice delayed come back essay. You were holding that in all this time? didn't that happen months ago? and you remembered it all this time even though it's been gone for a few weeks now and you're just now bringing it up? The delayed comeback is a sign of mental illness problems you should go get checked out.
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delayed reaction

When someone makes a reaction that is delayed. Obviously. This happens by means of mental illness or just stupidity.
Dude1: Haha, you suck.
Dude2: (*smacks Dude1*)

((two minutes later))

Dude1: ...hey that hurt!
by Chelsie Strode November 11, 2004
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