detest

To have a strong dislike or feeling of hate towards something, be it an action, person, or thing.

I detest studying--it makes me so tired and bored.

Some people detest me just because I win everything.

by Kairi Mi September 6, 2006

deestrux

Same as Discs_r_us
God figure

Liverpool Supporter so must be a good lad ;)

by paddy^bot September 1, 2003

debastardized

having ones birth record made legitimate by marriage.

when my parents finally got married, i was debastardized

by smutacus December 30, 2007

devestment

A reverse investment. To stupidly purchase tangible or paper assets at the top of the market. To act as a human sheep and follow the masses in popular speculative buying.

My bartender says gold is going to $5000 an ounce. I think this could be a good devestment like the real estate he sold us.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Decestation

A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.

Decestation is indefectible.

Man: Decestation?
God: Yes.

by Decestation December 14, 2008

devestator

The devestator IS the shocker. 2 shockers that is. Combined. Place your hands together as if praying, then simply fold both ring fingers over and use your thumbs to "speed bag" the clitoris.

I gave her the shocker...nothing. So I tried the spocker...still nothing. Then I used the twizzler...not a damn thing. I had to resort to the devestator. She won't leave me alone now!

by Brownout March 25, 2005

Autoerotic Defestration

The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...

I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...

by Gridwalker April 21, 2009