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author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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Dining Dead

A couple that eats at restaurants in total silence, very awkward, very sad.
"Are we going to be that kind of couple, that eat our food silently...the dining dead?" He thought.
by Scaring-Crows January 26, 2010
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Red Dead Redemption 2

Arguably the best video game that Rockstar Games has ever made as well as one of the greatest video games of all time. Universally acclaimed by fans and critics alike for its realism, storyline, and character developement. A hard to deny evidence that God exists.
Red Dead Redemption 2 is a much better alternative to degeneracy in society such as doing drugs, having unprotected sex, and going to lame parties/raves.
by Jon Win November 25, 2018
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Red dead redemption 2

A game so good that your mom plays it. A game so good that boner energy was created from it. A game so good that it makes cry. Now that’s a good game
9 year old prefer fortnite...... means red dead redemption 2 is better
by Cory games November 15, 2019
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dead as a cacaroach🤪

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos
Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪
by INSTA:dttm.i.hate.u November 12, 2020
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Dead sea pudding

Another word for man gravy, baby batter, nut-juice, cum, sperm.

Named so because of it's allegedly salty taste and consistency.
"Sarah got so worked up last night giving me head she had two servings of Dead sea pudding."
by aenar November 22, 2009
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dadtm

Where offspring, mostly daughters, use their father as their own ATM.
Son #1: Is it me, or is Kim always bringing home bags full of goodies from the mall?

Son #2: Yeah, you would too if you had your own dadtm!
by Rebarboss1 December 3, 2022
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