David Wowie

a state of being when you are Ziggy Stardusted

"She has been obsessing over shiny spandex clothes and Ziggy Stardust. Methinks she is in a David Wowie state of mind."

by chitsb January 9, 2009

david wooler

To be a David Wooler you have to have a love of cock and a desire to force various items into your anus which over time increases in size to allow more adventurous items to be deposited

"Yesterday I did a David Wooler I ruptured my Sphincter by depositing a traffic cone in my ass"

by Lord Lucha October 22, 2019

david wiley

Awesome man who knows all

David Wiley really does know everything...because he's David freaking Wiley.

by Kaydra May 19, 2014

David Wilson

This David Wilson belongs to a absolute chad

Man I bet that guys name is David Wilson

by Totally not David Wilson September 17, 2021

David wall

David wall is a well know sociopath and loves to play with minors in his free time he is always well know for pissing on people it’s a habit of thr young man David wall

A fuck David wall has the cock out

by Localscumbag June 26, 2023

David Wells Wiffle Ball

A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.

We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!

by spuggeddie January 13, 2011

David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010