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ninja date

When a person gets you to go on a date with them unknowingly. The person invites you to a group social event, but then is magically the only other person to show up to the outing and proceeds to treat you like a date.
Damn, I was forced into a ninja date! Josh asked me to go to the movies with him and some friends from high school, but then he told me in the car that nobody else was coming! He refused to let me buy my ticket and kept trying to put his arm around me the whole night!
by CookieCookieCookieMonster July 10, 2010
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Date Digger

A woman who in many cases involving internet dating sites will solicit invitations from men for a formal dinner date (and expect the man to pay 100% of the cost) with no intention of actually dating the man or getting involved in a relationship. These ladies use this scenario for their own purpose of entertainment and a free meal and at the end of such date the “date digger” usually will tell the man that they are not interested or there was no chemistry. Protection from this sort of mal-treatment by unscrupulous women is to up front ask them to a Dutch date (50/50) where each party splits the cost of the meal. This is totally acceptable as if the woman is truly interested in wanting to meet a respectful man for a potential relationship then the dinner being used as a bribe or entertainment, thus both parties are free to enjoy each other’s company by truly getting to know each. If it does not work or either party does not like the other for whatever reason then each can go their own ways not feeling taken advantage of. Most will find that the “Date Digger” will become offended, or decline the date under these circumstances, and the man should immediately move on ignoring any of her attempts to coheres him into going thru with it, these situations should be a red flag that she is not truly interested in getting to know him or being involved in a serious relationship.
Sandy a "Date Digger" joined an internet dating site and was subjected to hundreds of men asking her out for a date, she quickly became narcissistic and self-centered her ego overinflated she used these men to obtain free meals at different restaurants any night of the week from a different men with no intention of having a relationship with any of the men.
by Plenty Of Fish December 8, 2010
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Got a date with the health inspector

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"
by Frixion fred March 17, 2019
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Tri-State Pussy Date

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.
Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."
by Dangerstache October 6, 2009
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A Date With Rosie Palms

Guy A: Mark's been in there for a damn long time.

Guy B: Yeah, he had a date with rosie palms.
by Rosie Palms' pimp. December 16, 2011
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On a date kinda nervous

A phrase used by white girls on Snapchat while eating with their friend who they are in fact not dating.
Kim, let me take a picture of you for Snapchat with your trendy meal so I can

Caption it On a date kinda nervous !
by smileykylie2001 June 15, 2018
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Zombie Date

A date that has absolutely no meaning to at least one person partaking in it. This type of date is used in lieu of a usual romantic date. Its characterized by one person agreeing with everything the other person says, and trying their best to play the role of a good listener, a.k.a. the "Zombie" tactic. Their intent is to trick the other person into thinking they are are caring and attentive. The person does this in order to get laid and usually doesn't care about the other person's thoughts or feelings.
Oh my god, I can't believe Brian asked me out last night. He's so hot, I don't know what he could possibly see in me. I really hope it's not a zombie date.
by JJACK June 14, 2014
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