dastardly goon

an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.

ibo’s dastardly goons jumped and severely injured a sneak disser.

by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021

dastardly duo

The couple who are always plotting and scheming

They're so annoying, they keep on saying they don't know who I am, they are such a dastardly duo

by Glorbian July 29, 2023

dastard

1. A nice way of calling some a bastard.
2. One who is born from a donkey, without a father figure.

You Dastard!

by madmarv March 5, 2003

daytard

1. Derogatory slang term that Vampires use for humans.
2. Anyone who enjoys sunlight or the day time.

1. Vampire: "Oh how I love the taste of daytard."
2. Only a daytard would enjoy going to the beach.

by ditchwezel March 4, 2010

durtard

A retard who states the obvious and such.

Durtard: <statement goes here which states the obvious>
AverageJoe: STFU DURTARD!

by Rensen July 8, 2007

That Dastardly Man

The leader of the Also-Ran Avengers, a self-contradicting group of fact-fighting imbeciles on the internet whose main purpose on earth is to wreck simple dictionary/medical definitions beyond compare. He is the epitome of lameness, arguing for days regarding such matters as the color of a hat in a JPG file, therefore easily attaining his master tard status in this pajama patrol of rampant idiocy.

That Dastardly Man believes the primary definition of the word "or" to be a conjunction indicating a synonymous expression...

by Bonesaw December 5, 2004

darktard

A person who is on MDMA or ecstasy who is at a rave with a lot of rolling people, who does not participate in the dancing or playing with glowsticks, LEDs, etc.

Hey where is Angie? I wanna rave with her!

Probably laying down somewhere, being a freakin' darktard.

by tickawowow April 21, 2011