An anal fissure caused by a large, uncontrollable bowel movement from eating too much vegetarian fiber.
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People who believe in the theory of evolution with a fundamentalist fervor, and are intolerant of any other theory of origins
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These same scientists will claim that God does not exist, since He would need a cause, but they are hopeful that the entire universe can exist without one. They don't like the possibility that the universe had a cause, as that would mean Someone caused it.
Our present administration believes this theory, that since the universe can come from nothing, so can money.
These same scientists will claim that God does not exist, since He would need a cause, but they are hopeful that the entire universe can exist without one. They don't like the possibility that the universe had a cause, as that would mean Someone caused it.
Our present administration believes this theory, that since the universe can come from nothing, so can money.
I can accept that evolution occurs: bacteria become resistant to antibiotics- that has been seen and proven and it's called micro-evolution.
But pond scum turning into cab drivers is a Darwinian Fairytale.
But pond scum turning into cab drivers is a Darwinian Fairytale.
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The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice
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Person A: So this one guy kept asking me for nudes and tried to defend himself by saying it’s just the natural biological desire to see the naked body of a woman he thinks is beautiful.
Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard
Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard
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Vartanian: hey guys wanna go tip cows in my expensive truck?
Us: No vartanian we dont like douche bags in our town.
Us: No vartanian we dont like douche bags in our town.
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