dardania

Dardania is the ancient name of what is now the world's newest state, Kosova. Long before Serbs decided to come from Russia--as in a millenium plus years before--the Illyrian Dardani tribe lived and flourished there. Moreover, most objective scientists generally agree that Albanians are direct descendants of Illyrians.

Serb: Yo, Kosovo is the cradle of our civilization.
Kosovar: Well, not really: we've been here since it was called Dardania. Next time form your civilization on your land, or at least don't try to throw us out of our land.

dardania by Albanian-Illyrian February 22, 2008

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Dardana

Dardana is the kind of girl you love to be around with, she’s funny, smart, lovable, kind and strong she’ll do anything for you if you’re worth it but if you’re not she won’t even try to get to know you.
Dardana is a warrior, if you have a problem she’ll be there for you just like she’s there when it’s all about fun a partying she’s a genuine friend, the best girl you’ll find so make sure you take care of her I swear she’ll take care of you.

Dardana is so nice, but be careful if you mess with her, she can be worst than the devil.

Dardana by Isa18mar November 24, 2020

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Dartanian

Very outgoing, smart and honest. Dartanian is always there to help others.

Dartanian is amazing.

Dartanian by Peace and love December 18, 2016

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daydania

a loving pretty girl who is a best friend to any one she meets.Who is extremely smart and does not smell like fish like most of her friends.She also is a bitch when she wants to be

Hey Daydania how are you girl

daydania by keiry almonte May 29, 2019

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dartanian

verb: to fail, lose, backfire, fall short, miss the boat.

noun: dud, underdog, flop, debacle, flop, cretin.

also goes by: dart, dartington, :Fart, and several other nonsensical epithets.

"he tried to pick her up at the bar, but he was so intoxicated, he darted before he even had a chance."

"we went to the market to find some fresh vegtables, but all we found was moldy, rotten dartanians."

dartanian by not dartanian July 12, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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