Darf

It's an abbreviation of "the fuck?" or "da fuq"

Jason: "I just shit my pants in class"
Logan: "Darf?!"

by Mansss September 30, 2025

DARF!!!

A word used to describe the noise made from one persons nasal cavity whilst blocked.
Also can be used as a term of happiness or greeting such as SAFE!! or Standard Bruv.

Example 1: "Wow that was a really loud darf"
"Really? *DARF!!!* I didn't think so"
Example 2: "DARF!!! How you doing matey?"
"Quite well indeed my young Padawan, yourself?"

by Niall And Emily (are cool) June 11, 2006

Darf’s Day

The day that was created on an app to really showcase just how naive some people can be.

Viva and Sonic watched as Darf typed Darf’s Day

by Sonic2726 October 27, 2018

Darf Mush

1: A form of diarrhea.
2: Play doh.
3: A not-so-bright person.

You're freaking darf mush.
Let's play w/ some Darf mush.
Uuuuuhhhhhh... i'm getting darf mush!

by Rocketeer ninja July 25, 2011

darf'd

Acronym: Drunk at Rennaissance Fair. Mostly self explantatory, commonly self inflicted. Sometimes requires the explanation of condiditon to whom the individual describes.

1. Did you see that lobsterback guy with the humongous stack of ale cups? He was f'in darf'd...
2. Damn, I was so darf'd I slept in XXX's hooch last night.
3. I you get any more darf'd, yer gonna be pukin' in the heather on the hill over there.

by nyniaan January 19, 2008

Squaggle Darf

men and everything that they are

My boyfriend is such a Squaggle Darf

by Janna Felix January 1, 2005

Darfur

Darfur is a region in the country of Sudan. Yet if you ask a liberal, Darfur and Sudan have nothing whatsoever to do with each other. Somehow, they are two completely different and unrelated political issues.

In Darfur, horrible genocide is being committed, hundreds of thousands of innocent people slaughtered needlessly. Everyone must join together to help Darfur, which supposedly the Bush administration does not care about.

However in Sudan, NO ONE is being killed, and anyone who claims so is clearly racist. When Secretary of State Colin Powell gave a speech to say something desperately needed to be done about the genocide in Sudan, he was viciously attacked by liberals; since obviously the situation in Sudan is nothing more than a warmongering Republican lie.

Liberal Sheep: Darfur = GOOD! Sudan = BAD!

by GAWII October 10, 2008