The saltiest person that you will come in contact with. If she’s corrected in any way; she will proceed to produce more salt than the bodies of water on planet Earth.
Darby is the love of my life. She’s caring, smart, open-minded, and passionate. Her drive and motivation inspires. Her ability to equivocate is unmatched. She crawls in your head, makes herself at home, and you thank her for it. She’s competitive in the most adorable way. She’s naturally very beautiful, to the point where others notice and comment. There’s nothing not to love about her, which is why I love her so much.
“Hey man wanna go out for drinks and hit on some cutegirls?”
A township in Delaware County Pennsylvania. There is also a Darby Borough in Delaware county too. Running near thoses two towns is Darby creek. There is also a Darby road in the township of Haverford.
I don't remember if Bob lives in Darby township or Darby borough. Or does he live on Darby road? I think I killed some brain cells swimming in Darby creek.
1. A clueless Canadian skank that goes about her days and nights fucking any guy that pays attention to her. She'll do anything for poutine; just hold the poutine over her head and you'll have the bitch on her knees in no time.
2. A donkey that races at the derby. The donkey that places last, is extremely slow, may seem a little retarded and is humping any object (animate or inanimate). donkey derby ferny
While in Canada, I was approached by this extremely looking girl with STDs crawling out of any orifice exposed and i knew right then and there that it must have been Darby.
In the middle of a highly trafficked intersection, i waved poutine in the air and everyone stopped. Darby darted from her corner and was at my feet and on her knees in less than a second.
Darby is a donkey that races in the derby and loses every time.