toilet dander

A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.

by 70mach1 September 30, 2011

food dander

small, flaky crumbs associated with eating bread or a pastry

That croissant was delicious, but now I need to stand up and dust the food dander off my pants.

by eccarpenter April 28, 2014

dilder smack

A male who becomes angry with his lover but plays it off smoothly. Revenge in an essence. When the lover is performing felletio and the male climaxes, he removes the penis and smack the lover in the forehead with his shaft.

Man she really pissed me off this week. It ok though, tonight she's getting a dilder smack. That should shut her up.

by Middlefinger November 26, 2005

daler

One who continuously drinks beer, fucks girls, does cocaine and smokes an amazing amount of weed.

Yo lets cop a 40, hit the slopes, burn a marley and fuck that bitch

by Sean February 2, 2005

danderous

one who has his "dander" up,

"aw, pops, dont get yer dander up...jeez that old guy was a danderous mother."

by Mellowphotog December 15, 2011

dilderp

Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..

so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018

daderpycookie

yo momma

cookie (daderpycookie)

by -6-6-6-6-) March 6, 2020