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Shane Dawson special

Spread your pets chicken legs and masturbate on their stomach.
Stop pissing me off or im going over to your house to give your dog a Shane Dawson special.
by Lane Kurtis Coates April 8, 2019
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Dawson City

The best town in all of Canada, you can have a drink with a severed toe in it, you can DRINK endlessly without getting judged. We have a Music Festival that is quite popular. Its a quaint little drinking town, with a mining problem.
Man Dawson City is soo Cool!
by Sex Blonde September 2, 2010
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Dawson Bar

The curved bar that supports the crossbar and goal posts on an American football field. Named for Phil Dawson, the Cleveland Browns placekicker who struck the center support (an odd occurrence) twice in one season -- once for a game-tying field goal and once from 49 yards away in a blizzard. A kick that strikes the Dawson Bar is a successful try, even if the ball rebounds and falls in front of the crossbar.
That kick is good! It hit the Dawson Bar before it bounced out!
by Beau Boughamer January 8, 2008
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dawsonville

(N.) A small town located in Northeast Georgia where the inhabitants usually have no teeth, resort to using motorized wheelchairs for transportation due to widespread obesity, and lack the average intelligence of most human beings. There is a Walmart where the cream of the crop assembles to make everyone who visits from neighboring towns feel like gorgeous super-models. The ideal pastimes are Nascar, racism, and whoring around; the official color is camouflage.
Bob: Let's go to the Dawsonville Walmart to hang out.
Jill: No Bob! There is an army of toothless redneck fatties in motorized carts blocking the aisles! We better go to the Walmart in Cumming.
by tinkerjax November 12, 2013
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Hot Dawson

This is a complicated maneuver that requires precise timing. You will most likely need a guy that is about a foot or so taller than the girl.

It is when both parties are naked standing up facing each other at first. Then they say "Ready, set, GO!" The girl does an about face (180 degree turn). The guy then slips his penis between her legs so it looks like she has a penis.

The girl then begins to pee on his penis, he then starts to pee too. So in her mind, she is peeing out of a penis.

Then as her urine rolls down his penis, over his balls, and slowly but surly hits his taint (part between your anus and balls or vagina), he immediately takes a dump.

This can be messy and only should be attempted in an easy clean up area. Also there are a few Hot Dawson Fails.
Dude, Heather was drunk last night and we tried the Hot Dawson. I failed and just farted instead. then she farted so I Donkey Punched her and got some Vegan Anal instead!
by PimpDaddyRR June 12, 2011
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Shane Dawson

A person who fucked his cat and sucked his dogs dick
Hey have you see the Shane Dawson tweets it’s so funny
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Dawson Day

A dumbass boy who looks like jimmy neutron. He loves having sex with Zoe Laverne while she is supposed to be babysitting. He’s in it for the booty..
Dawson Day needs a lot of help.
by Rek_Shreck April 21, 2019
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