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Daryn Johnson

The Hugest Erection in the world, hence the fact that it is a redundant statement. It's redundant in the fact that it is two words for Monstrous penis. The word Daryn, believe it or not is a word for Penis, originated in tennessee in the summer of 2008. The word Daryn is followed by johnson, which is a classic term for Penis, thus completing the fact that it is a redundant term in itself. The term, Daryn Johnson, is now commonly used across high schools and colleges in New York and the tri-state area.
Jane: "I touched him, and he got a Daryn johnson right away!"

Jack: "i don't know what happened, but i saw this girl at the movies and I got a Daryn johnson so large it ripped through my pants!"

Maria: "My boyfriend's erections are so large. Frankly, I'm scared of Daryn Johnson's such as his."

Jill: "last time we did it, my boyfriend hurt me with his Daryn Johnson."

As soon as the young Mike turned 13, above his grundle, he had a daryn johnson. now he knew he was a man.
by The_Grundletron February 27, 2009
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dairy queened

That's Pullen's fifth foul! He just got dairy queened!
by giantslor December 4, 2010
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Dairy Dukes

"Dairy Dukes" refers to the short shorts, originally made famous by "Daisy Duke" from The Dukes of Hazard, that are worn by women of a much grander size...with a much larger booty.
I don't think it's those "Dairy Dukes" that make her butt look big...I think it's her butt.

Some things should be left to the imagination-that fat ass hanging out of those "Dairy Dukes" over there is one of those things.
by MonaLisa007 March 27, 2010
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Ghetto Dairy Cow

Being grossly overworked; pushed past one's tolerances and natural abilities, generally by managers too lazy or incompetent to do the job themselves. Evokes the image of an undernourished cow wandering around a lower socioeconomic area where all of the poor people attempt to milk it despite the fact that it's milk is long gone. (The term was created in my work place when my supervisor/acting boss realized the new Head was going to keep using him to do his job while at a lower pay grade.)
Steve, he's going to work you like a Ghetto Dairy Cow!
by RealRolexGuy November 29, 2011
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Dailyn

An awesome person who spreads happiness to others around them. They can often be quiet, but they still love to talk. Has great taste in music. Loves to dance even though they cant to save their life. Short people are usually jealous, and shun them from their "little" groups. Has enormous hands and feet. Has a thing for tall people of the opposite sex, while almost anyone of the opposite sex has a thing for them. A complete show-stopper.
Wow that girl is so Dailyn, I can't take my eyes away from her.

Wow, they are really tall... It's like a bunch of Dailyn's.
by DaVae February 8, 2010
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Darynn

an amazingly, beautiful girl. She gets all the guys and hardly breaks a sweat. But don't confuse her with being easy, Darynn's are hard to get. Also smart, funny, nice, popular, and friendly. Darynn's can be friends with anyone at the snap of a finger. Caution: be careful not to loose yourself in her eyes. Also, don't mess with Her or it'll come back and bite you in the ass.
Boy: your girls ratchet

Other boy: no she's a Darynn
by D name loveer June 2, 2013
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dairy section

A girl/woman's boobs, perhaps especially when they are lactating.
My wife has got one helluva dairy section on her.
by Dr. Cocks June 16, 2008
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