Pube Diddler

One who diddles pubes. A euphemism for one who takes a long time to get ready.

"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.

by KnoLeDeKeySean Royale November 7, 2013

Diddlewhiff

To fingerblast a girl and force someone to smell your fingers.

Anthony: I'm so pissed, I just diddlewhiffed Jason's fingers after he fingerfucked that random girl.
Kyle: Me too, it smelled like saltwater and cabbage.

by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

yiddle diddle

Jews

"He is a bank manager? Must be a yiddle diddle

by EthernetCables January 6, 2018

Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

diddle-goose

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).

1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)

by benzene pie December 11, 2010

crust daddies

One of the most iconic Dan and Phil Twitter group chats to ever exist. Oh my crust yes I put this in Urban Dictionary.

Crust Daddies can be so dirty but yet so wholesome at the same time!

by Crispy Chicken Nuggs December 17, 2017

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020