by Numme February 8, 2019
Get the H A N D M I L K mug.Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.
And they all laughed! THE END!!!
And they all laughed! THE END!!!
by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016
Get the l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t. mug.Woke Up Inside My Dad
The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
by SAITOWNED September 25, 2006
Get the W.U.I.M.D. mug.by Jess Bonner November 2, 2020
Get the S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M mug.Instant Messaging Domestic Partner
An IMDP is someone you chat with online more than you speak to anyone else; this includes people living w/ you. The first things you do when you wake up are login to your IM and await the popup window w/ “good morn’n” - the first of the day’s 900+ lines of chat. You IM about everything from life, love, relationships, friendships, pets, family, kids, taking shits, fashion, lack of bathing, people you are stalking, people stalking you, farts, food, barf, boogers, dicks, dildos, sex, music, movies, work, people you hate, people you love and a true IMDP IMing session will have multiple conversations happening simultaneously w/out confusion. IMing your IMDP will take top priority over important things such as work & family. You may IM while at the dinner table with your family, while watching TV, or talking on the phone with a real person, and most importantly you will IM about the shit you are taking as you are taking it! Your IMDP is the first person you talk to in the morning and the last person at night. You talk about your IMDP on the rare occasions you are not IMing with them. While on dates your conversations will likely start with “OMG, the other day my IMDP IM’ed me saying….”. Friday and Saturday nights are spent together, each with a bottle (or 10) of $2 wine, IMing each other while getting shit faced drunk & laughing at how pathetic your lives have become but secretly enjoying the late night cyber boozing!
An IMDP is someone you chat with online more than you speak to anyone else; this includes people living w/ you. The first things you do when you wake up are login to your IM and await the popup window w/ “good morn’n” - the first of the day’s 900+ lines of chat. You IM about everything from life, love, relationships, friendships, pets, family, kids, taking shits, fashion, lack of bathing, people you are stalking, people stalking you, farts, food, barf, boogers, dicks, dildos, sex, music, movies, work, people you hate, people you love and a true IMDP IMing session will have multiple conversations happening simultaneously w/out confusion. IMing your IMDP will take top priority over important things such as work & family. You may IM while at the dinner table with your family, while watching TV, or talking on the phone with a real person, and most importantly you will IM about the shit you are taking as you are taking it! Your IMDP is the first person you talk to in the morning and the last person at night. You talk about your IMDP on the rare occasions you are not IMing with them. While on dates your conversations will likely start with “OMG, the other day my IMDP IM’ed me saying….”. Friday and Saturday nights are spent together, each with a bottle (or 10) of $2 wine, IMing each other while getting shit faced drunk & laughing at how pathetic your lives have become but secretly enjoying the late night cyber boozing!
A real excerpt from an I.M.D.P. chat (names changed)....
Jane: Good Morning!
Jill: Morn’n! I was watching Glee this morning and the mean cheerleading coach was doing the master cleanse but she made hers with lemons, syrup, Cayenne pepper, and ipecac! LOL might try that
Jane: wow - I have never tried it
Jill: I call it the "leave work early cocktail"
Jane: what does it feel like?
Jill: like a delicious mix of healthy bulimia and freedom from the man! LOL
Jane: MY DOG JUST DRANK MY PEE
nevermind
THE ONE TIME I flush
damnit
Jill: lame
Jane: Good Morning!
Jill: Morn’n! I was watching Glee this morning and the mean cheerleading coach was doing the master cleanse but she made hers with lemons, syrup, Cayenne pepper, and ipecac! LOL might try that
Jane: wow - I have never tried it
Jill: I call it the "leave work early cocktail"
Jane: what does it feel like?
Jill: like a delicious mix of healthy bulimia and freedom from the man! LOL
Jane: MY DOG JUST DRANK MY PEE
nevermind
THE ONE TIME I flush
damnit
Jill: lame
by Bag-o-Crazy July 8, 2011
Get the I.M.D.P mug.C.I.M.D.A.S (pronounced "Sim-Daas") is an Acronym that derived from southwest Ohio in 2010 after a lazy encounter with a Facebook status update... it is mainly used to define the comfortable state of relaxing in one's undergarments while still partaking in normal every day activities. It literally means to "Chill(in') In My Drawers and Socks". Typically this action will follow immediately after returning from a long days of work, or after a lengthy sexual encounter. The acronym was created when one exceptionally bright young man decided it was more efficient to type six letters with one finger to update his facebook status instead of getting up from his laying down position and putting his turkey club down to use two.
Some registered activities that have been logged during an official C.I.M.D.A.S period (so far) are: watching Cable Television, eating doritos and/or KC Masterpiece Ridged Ruffles, fishing, playing the keyboard/piano, talking on the phone, mowing the lawn, wrenching in the garage, taking an online exam, chess games, washing the bike or automobile, receiving cunnilingus while using a laptop, Playing Halo/Black Ops while giving cunnilingus, Making a Ceasar Salad, Engaging in Anal with remote control in hand,
Undergarment Variants Include (and are not limited to):
Bra & Socks \\ C.I.M.B.A.S.
Bra & Panties \\ C.I.M.B.A.P.
Socks Only (preferebely non-matching) \\ C.I.M.S.O.
Bra only \\ C.I.M.B.O
etc.
Some registered activities that have been logged during an official C.I.M.D.A.S period (so far) are: watching Cable Television, eating doritos and/or KC Masterpiece Ridged Ruffles, fishing, playing the keyboard/piano, talking on the phone, mowing the lawn, wrenching in the garage, taking an online exam, chess games, washing the bike or automobile, receiving cunnilingus while using a laptop, Playing Halo/Black Ops while giving cunnilingus, Making a Ceasar Salad, Engaging in Anal with remote control in hand,
Undergarment Variants Include (and are not limited to):
Bra & Socks \\ C.I.M.B.A.S.
Bra & Panties \\ C.I.M.B.A.P.
Socks Only (preferebely non-matching) \\ C.I.M.S.O.
Bra only \\ C.I.M.B.O
etc.
---Man 1--- Where are you going after Party in the Park? We're going to go Ride, you down?...
---Man 2--- Naw, I'm good. I'm heading to the crib to Halo and C.I.M.D.A.S.
---Woman 1--- Hey! Tasha... where did Jeff go?
---Woman 2--- Oh, I sent him home after I got my C.I.M.B.O. sex combo on. Black Ops?
---Man 1--- What's up?
---Man 2--- C.I.M.D.A.S. You?
---Man 2--- Naw, I'm good. I'm heading to the crib to Halo and C.I.M.D.A.S.
---Woman 1--- Hey! Tasha... where did Jeff go?
---Woman 2--- Oh, I sent him home after I got my C.I.M.B.O. sex combo on. Black Ops?
---Man 1--- What's up?
---Man 2--- C.I.M.D.A.S. You?
by Meen Dizzle July 11, 2011
Get the C.I.M.D.A.S mug.Compulsive, disassociative ,rapid mental illness increase disorder.
This happens when one catches a serious mental defect that begins with schizophrenia and gets worse very rapidly, some of the other stages are compulsive lying, manipulation,denial, dementia,drug abuse, home wrecking.
No one has found an exact order but we know it always starts with schizophrenia
This happens when one catches a serious mental defect that begins with schizophrenia and gets worse very rapidly, some of the other stages are compulsive lying, manipulation,denial, dementia,drug abuse, home wrecking.
No one has found an exact order but we know it always starts with schizophrenia
G: I LIKE FEET!!! NO YOU LIKE FEET!! I EAT FEET!!!
B: wtf- you need help man rn
G:what?! No I don't! It's you who's loosing it!! Stut up or I'll fuck your mom!!
B: uhh- I think you have Compulsive, disassociative ,rapid mental illness increase disorder, I'll take you to the hospital
G:no way man!! I need to go get my weed
B: STOP YOU'LL MAKE YOUR C.D.R.M.I.I.D WORSE!!
B: wtf- you need help man rn
G:what?! No I don't! It's you who's loosing it!! Stut up or I'll fuck your mom!!
B: uhh- I think you have Compulsive, disassociative ,rapid mental illness increase disorder, I'll take you to the hospital
G:no way man!! I need to go get my weed
B: STOP YOU'LL MAKE YOUR C.D.R.M.I.I.D WORSE!!
by Togamiii April 24, 2022
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