by damnyougrav January 10, 2011
To thrust a turnip, a rutabaga, and a butternut squash up the anus one after the other in a hasty fashion.
"Please, don't Cyrus me!" begged Crystal as her abusive lover towered over her, a rutabaga in his hand...
by kingofpoker61 February 10, 2012
by Yaboi skinny pynes January 09, 2018
This is probably one of the coolest name anyone can have, if you ever met a Cyrus, he’s probably the most out going & funniest person you could meet. Try not to fall in love ladies, because he knows he’s a good looking fella. Very smooth with his words. He most definitely know how to throw it down in bed. He will clap ya shit to death. He’s also hopelessly romantic. Dude will make you feel like a queen & a pornstar all at once
Her: who’s that fine looking chocolate men on the dance floor?
Her best friend : oh that’s Cyrus! He’s fine huh?
Her best friend : oh that’s Cyrus! He’s fine huh?