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credit card coolie

Any unskilled worker laboring to pay off huge debts.
Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.
by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007
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Credgie

A crotch wedgie. (a wedgie in the front)
Man this credgie is killing me.
by Sara12 January 23, 2009
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Credence Barebone

Arguably the best character from fantastic beasts and where to find them.

Is also the most adorable cinnamon role, even though he has a less than glamorous haircut.

Most commonly shipped with Graves
"Omg did you see Ezra Miller as Credence Barebone in fantastic beasts!?"
"Yeah he's my favourite character!"
by IEatPancakesAfterDarkOnTues December 29, 2016
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douchebag credits

when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.
Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.
by cra0422 December 1, 2015
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Bat Credit Card

Reference made by the Nostalgia Critic when reviewing the Batman and Robin movie when Batman pulled out a credit card with the Batman symbol on it. The mere mention of the Bat Credit card will get the Nostalgia Critic to go into a rage while shooting a pistol randomly.
A BAT CREDIT CARD?! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL YA!! *bang bang bang bang*
by TheAngelResc October 19, 2010
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straight cred

Some shit that a straight man flashes when he's hanging with bro's and begins to suspect that the bro's suspect he's gay. He will then proceed to make a comment--usually of a lewd sexual nature--about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro's and assuage fears that he wants their body.
Male Cashier: "Man, that's a real nice scarf. I've never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well."

*awkward pause*

Bro: "Um.. thanks.."

*hot girl walks by*

Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"

--

The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.
by MotherEarthFracker December 28, 2009
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