cyanide & happiness

Usually said simply as Cyanide and Happiness, and sometimes misspelled "Cynaide and Happiness", a webcomic hosted at explosm.net. Recurring themes involve necrophilia, rape, illness (Cancer, AIDS), pedophilia, and poking fun and Christianity's Jesus of Nazareth (All in good fun, of course). Recurring "characters" include "LOL Fag!" man, Punchline Spoiler man, et cetra. The series (with updates every day, on most occasions) is most prominent for its black comedy.

Cyanide & Happiness happens to be the only webcomic I really find amusing; opinions vary, of course.

by Epith July 1, 2009

Cranial Rectimitus

The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.

Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.

by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

Cranial Rectal Syndrome

A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.

Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop December 9, 2008

Cranial-phallus Syndrome

When a person is known for being a Dick-Head, They must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome.

Cranium -> Head

Phallus -> An erect penis, a penis-shaped object such as a dildo, or a mimetic image of an erect penis. Any object that symbolically resembles a penis may also be referred to as a phallic.

Syndrome -> A group of symptoms that collectively indicate or characterize a disease, psychological disorder, or other abnormal condition.

Person 1: Ya' know? That guy's a real Dick-Head!

Person 2: He must suffer from Cranial-phallus Syndrome!

by Porkins. March 26, 2012

being handed the cranial drill

To be given the sole responsibility of an important task or mission. Usually, this applies to situations where an experienced master of their craft passes on the mantle to a rookie with little to no prior experience. This rookie is often attributed to be "built different".

Doctors rushed to get this very important patient to the operating table as quickly as possible. The top neurosurgeon at NYU Langone informed the others that the graduate student will be joining them. The others who collectively represented 200 years of experience, panicked as they argued that this wasn’t a place and time for a rookie to shadow them. “Oh, he won’t be shadowing us”, as the student was being handed the cranial drill.

by Hotwhip8 September 8, 2020

Cynia

Outgoing, motivational, but insecure person ... Has huge trust issues but still manages to live life like she ain't never been hurt. Very understanding and inspiring in precis situations but can sometimes get distracted and drift off topic. She is a down to earth sweet girl until you hit her bad side. She is also a very loving person and especially loyal. Plus she always keeps the crowd entertained and laughing so basically never a dull moment with her... Overall a well rounded kind hearted but sometimes indecisive person.

Damn I love that girl she a real cynia.

by Sissygetdatmulah March 13, 2017

Cyanide

What Santa gives me every Christmas instead of coal.

Better than your grandmother's weed.

Cyanide is the best.

by Figo3 June 6, 2018