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Cuntasaurus-Ex

A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.
Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.
by BodyOfWork December 15, 2019
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Cuntasaurus

A woman (or sometimes, a man) who bitches constantly, is slutty, has a nasty vagina, and screws anything that moves. Causes general distress with others, and everyone loves to make fun of her.
"JENNIFER MASSENGILL of KNOXVILLE, TN sure is quite the Cuntasaurus."
by Jack'sRagingTestes April 15, 2015
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Cuntasaurus

Jim:My ex was such a cuntasaurus. Fuckin' soul suckin' bitch.
Jerry: FeelsBadMan
by Boatfrog February 17, 2017
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Cuntasaurus

An old controlling bully. Queen of the bullies. It's their way or no way. Trantrums frequently by stomping all over people with their Jurassic like mangled bird feet, sharpened toenails for scratching the eyes out of others, spitting their obnoxious venom loudly and demolishing anything in its path with their wrinkly aged spotted low hanging balls.
Person 1: Did you read about Alan Jones latest rant threatening to have her job if he didn't get his way?
Person 2: Yeah. What a giant cuntasaurus!
by Ninjaella October 6, 2018
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cuntasaurus rex

Dayum! That boy loves his pussy! Right cuntasaurus rex he is...
by Madz141 February 22, 2007
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cuntasaurus

john - "i banged the sheela on the weekend man"
barry - "true"
john - "yeah she had definate cuntasaurus, and i thought they were extinct"
by ronasaurus April 21, 2008
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A New Jersey band who throws together last minute songs about stupid shit.
"Wow, dude, did you see Cuntasaurus last night?"
"Yeah man, they sucked."
"I know, right?"
by Billy Cuntrag September 13, 2006
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