Cacation

Constantly having to go to the restroom multiple times a day to do the #2 almost/throughout the entire week.

Dear diary: I don't know why, but last week, I was on cacation. It was so annoying having to constantly hold it in when there wasn't a restroom nearby. Feeling it in my butt was so wrong.

by Happy(Aye, Sir!) December 10, 2012

crustation

a little microscopic bugs that live in hair, skin and poo.

Look at that crustation in my hair

by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005

puscation

when your girl is on her period, she shuts down for a week, she is on her puscation

"baby I'm on my period"
"great, time for our puscation"

by babyd5356 March 12, 2014

Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.

by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018

cumnation

some kind of stan twitter gay whale/rat mutant

did u hear ab cumnation gc on twitter?
yes! fat gay heterophobic european whales. DISGUSTING.

by jennies girlfriend (rosé) October 10, 2020

Poo Crustation

the poo that hangs on to your bum while going poo.

Last night while I was going poo I had a poo crustation stick to my bum

by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005

Carcation

When you avoiding the person you live or life by doing everything physically possible within your car first when you get home from work. Having a mini holiday in your car.

On the walk home I spotted 3 people on carcations, one was playing on his phone, another was eating a bag of chips and the third just looked at the house with a sense of dread.

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015