Halfway Cursing

Those funny times in middle school when you would say half of a curse word and then your friend would say the other half. This would usually occur during class while the teacher was trying to teach the class his or her lesson.

Halfway Cursing:

Student 1: Fu...
Student 2: ck!

Student 1: Shi...
Student 2: t!

Student 1: Cu..
Student 2: nt!!

by Dancing with Fire December 7, 2010

Curtis Ward

From South Yorkshire, Curtis is the guitarist in British band Bring Me The Horizon. He's a big Metallica fan. Although he likes living with his mom, he thinks that 21 is too old to have someone telling you to turn your music down. His best friend is Lee Malia, and they are in a Metallica tribute band called Fifth Column.
Curtis is deaf in one ear and partially blind in one eye. In his good ear, he has developed tinnitus (a continuous ringing sound) that has been getting louder and higher pitched. Due to his financial situation, he can't afford to get proper earplugs, so he continues playing music without one, slowly destroying his hearing. The tinnitus is so severe, he has to smoke enough weed to pass out just to sleep at night.
Curtis is very nice, quite funny, and just generally a nice person.

Person 1: Who's the guitarist in BMTH who's going deaf?
Person 2: Oh, that's Curtis Ward.

by imonfireeee February 23, 2009

curstin

An amazing person who deserves more then she gets. A jersey girl, that wants to experience life with her best friends. Attachment not being in her vocabulary, but she's willing to love. Too good for the average guy, and better then the best. Strong, gorgeous and fearless. Has the confidence to walk by HHC and smile. Loves Ninja.

HHC looked at her and was like damnnn look at curstin.

by AAA. December 9, 2008

Curtis Broseph

Synonym for bro or broseph. Play on NHL goalie Curtis Joseph. Especially relevant in a conversation with a bro that knows a lot about hockey (or knows who Curtis Joseph is).

Bro #1: What's up bro?
Bro #2: Not much curtis broseph.

by JamesWolfe October 30, 2010

Curtis Lee

A man known for struggling to wake up to go to his lectures and loves to smoke pot. Runs the curtis oil company, and is also ceo of big autism.

Damn that oil pen bussin, that a curtis lee pen?

by Myplestory March 5, 2019

Simon Curtis

A cute, sexy male, with amazing vocals. Simon Curtis is a phenomenal singer, his voice can hit extremely high notes without a doubt...he is sadly gay...but every Fangirl loves him all the same.

Man, Simon Curtis is so adorable!! His music is fantastic!!

by SoccerBeast230 December 30, 2015

coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga February 20, 2011