consumer

someone who buys things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like

The average consumer has little idea what motivates them

by naimad March 14, 2009

cuntputer

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

by debra mackie April 29, 2007

cunstomer

A customer who is a cunt.

"God he was an entitled asshole".
"Yeah what a cunstomer"

by silentguardian September 12, 2013

Cuntservative

Any right-wing conservative female.

Sara Palin is such a cuntservative and I wish she would shut up!

by Barry O'Neal January 18, 2009

cuntsucker

much like a cocksucker...but far worse

Hey cuntsucker...get over here.

by Dudley Watts October 27, 2004

Cuntsomer

Any grumpy, irritable, or otherwise irate customer of a retail store.

I had to deal with one bitch of a cuntsomer yesterday, who didn't understand our 90 day return policy.

by Mistalazer May 18, 2011

Fundamentalist Consumerism

a term coined by Bruce Levine to describe the mindset of a group of people who "are singularly attached to cheap stuff."

The term describes a culture that "creates increasing material expectations" that often can not be satiated, "devalues human connectedness," "socializes people to be self-absorbed and selfish," "obliterates self-reliance," "alienates people from normal human emotional reactions" and "sells false hope that creates more pain."

Fundamentalist Consumerism is demonstrated en-mass on every Black Friday. On Long Island, NY in 2008, Wal-Mart employee Jdimytai Damour was trampled to death by customers stampeding into the store when the doors were opened. Police attempting to clear the scene were met with hostile reactions from customers, some insisting that they "had been waiting in line since yesterday morning" to get into the store. Fundamentalist Consumerism devalues all life in pursuit of 'stuff.'

by thewakebehindyou August 1, 2011