cuntnugget

a chicken nugget made of cunts - derogatory term for somebody. similar to a cuntpatty.

Jared, you're such a cuntnugget when you won't give me any cookies!

by DanielleFromTheBus January 30, 2009

cuntguts

A most severe repremand. A person who is not well liked or popular, A very bad person. A person you may dislike strongly. Well beyond a mere cunt. Oddly, in Australia somtimes a passing ,meaningless quipp to a close friend.Similar to cuntface,cuntfeaturescuntfucker

"Now listen here cuntguts. I got here first right ?"

"ahhhhhhhhhhhh..... cuntguts !!!!!!!! I just dropped a pallet on my toe."

"Clearly stephen was a cuntguts of the very highest order"

by DMAN111 January 6, 2007

cuntnundrum

Noun; A decision that precludes one from getting any pussy that night.

Dude 1: Man, I've got this awesome gig tonight across town, but my girlfriend is just getting back from a week-long business trip and is she going to be horny. I want to bang the hell out of her, but this gig could be our big break and if I go there's no way I'm getting any! What do I do?

Dude 2: Dude, that's quite the cuntnundrum.

Dude 1: I've got a final in the morning and the old lady wants to get it on. If I bang her brains out the way she likes it, I'll crash for sure and fail the test.

Dude 2: Last time I was faced with such a cuntnundrum, I banged my old lady and then begged for an extension.

by Paddyoski April 23, 2008

Cuntputty

The thick, stringy, egg-white like ooze that comes from a woman's vagina for a few days after a guy shoots a load inside her.

Can also be used as an exclamation of distaste, an insult, or synonym for bullshit.

That nasty slut complained when I wouldn't eat her out, but I'm sure that bitch wouldn't be too keen on taking a mouthful of some strange dude's cuntputty herself.

*slams finger in car door* "OWWW!! CUNTPUTTY!!!!"

James insists he paid for the last round but we all know that's a load of cuntputty.

by CrystalAura May 31, 2009

cuntnugget

A little shithead that is also referred to as a fuck-tart.

Sarah Moody is a cuntnugget.

by Johnathan spelsberg January 11, 2005

cuntnubbin

clit

clitoris (cuntnubbin)

by faulcon February 8, 2009

cuntnugget

A derogatory term for a child, be it infant or pre-adolescent. Can apply to all offspring.

"I wish the guests would keep their children quiet!"
"That's why I am never having any cuntnuggets!"

by Sahdow October 8, 2011