Tactless: The act of lacking tact
Cuntery: The workings of a cunt
When the workings of a cunt are tactless and rude she is an example of tactless cuntery.
Cuntery: The workings of a cunt
When the workings of a cunt are tactless and rude she is an example of tactless cuntery.
by Lou/Therese/Kenz/Ray Nap/Mikey January 25, 2009
Get the Tactless Cuntery mug.synonym for a 'woman'. placing emphasis on the fact she belongs in the kitchen, in a comical fashion, amongst the varying amounts of cutlery contained there.
me: you're a cutlery viking
woman a: oh, what does that mean?
me: it means you belong in the kitchen.
woman a: oh, what does that mean?
me: it means you belong in the kitchen.
by Women's_rights_101 November 29, 2009
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Cuntley is a an uptight cunt that brags about working at a library. She thinks that she is the best singer in the choir, but everyone always laughs at her when she tries out for a solo. She loves to wear hideous skirts that don't match her shirts, and half of the time she looks like a man. Her hobbies include reading, eating, putting away books, and hating on Miley Cyrus. She goes on and on about how Miley has no talent, when the truth is that even though Miley sucks she has a billion times more talent than Cuntley. Oh and also she has her keys attatched at her hip and there is a little bottle of hand sanitizer connected to it.
Gaga: Oh my gosh Cuntley, put the books down! You read enough!
Cuntley: Shut up Gaga! I am better than you at everything, and I am the coolest person alive because I work at the library.
Gaga: Oh yes Cuntley, I am definitely jealous. You are the coolest person alive, and I wish I was more manly like you.
Cuntley: Shut up Gaga! I am better than you at everything, and I am the coolest person alive because I work at the library.
Gaga: Oh yes Cuntley, I am definitely jealous. You are the coolest person alive, and I wish I was more manly like you.
by Gaga Fan June 3, 2010
Get the Cuntley mug.Charles: Damn it! I don't have any cutlery; how will I eat this lasagna?
Archibald: Do not distress Charles! I have so much cutlery!
Charley: Thanks Archie! You are such a Cutlery King! Now I can consume my lasagna.
Archibald: Do not distress Charles! I have so much cutlery!
Charley: Thanks Archie! You are such a Cutlery King! Now I can consume my lasagna.
by "jennybear" June 18, 2023
Get the cutlery king mug.Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.
Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.
John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.
Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.
Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?
Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.
John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.
Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.
Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?
Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
by bloodchills July 21, 2010
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Cuntler and the Bang was also a band in the 50s, named after Edward P. Cuntler, the founder of Testicle Shak.
Cuntler and the Bang was also a band in the 50s, named after Edward P. Cuntler, the founder of Testicle Shak.
I remember Cuntler and the Bang.
Cuntler and the Bang were my favorite band. I loved their song, "Grab Some?"
Cuntler and the Bang were my favorite band. I loved their song, "Grab Some?"
by Master Debator May 18, 2006
Get the Cuntler and the Bang mug.Someone who is so stupid that it would behoove you to hide the silverware so that they don't injure themselves with it.
by MimiMarquez July 22, 2010
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