Cuntbuster

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.

"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."

by ZedZol September 7, 2008

Professor Cuntburglar

1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.

2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.

How he shifts:

Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.

John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.

by HohohoMuthaFuckas February 1, 2010

Cuntbust

The act of kicking a women in the vulva. Although harder to hit, the work is well worth it. A cuntbust hurts as much and more than a ballbust. If hit hard enough and with accuracy the pain can be equivalent to childbirth.

If that bitch ever tries to kick you in the balls give her a hard cuntbust.

by Your guide to female vulnerability February 23, 2005

cuntbutter

Secrement of the twat

Her cuntbutter was thicker than caramel

by Nick "Edge" March 11, 2004

cuntburger

Annoying female, especially with red hair. Red haired girls are usually the biggest cuntburgers.

Camryn Cohen is a cuntburger.

by tallbrownindian June 29, 2015

cuntbucket

Are you tired of carrying around that purse filled with countless useless, shallow earthly possessions? Are your inferior female arms too weak and puny to support stereotypically-female items like makeup and lipstick, insulting the intelligent men who designed them specifically for your special limitations? Enter CuntBucket (TM), the new storage device tailored specifically to women. Since time immemorial, the vagina has been the most useless aspect of a woman, contributing to nothing but the miracle of childbirth and simple physical carnal pleasures. Finally, science has found a use for it. CuntBucket (TM) attaches securely to the vagina using our patented HoleHold (R) technology. The presence of CuntBucket (TM) also helps correct the natural positioning of your legs, ensuring that they are always open. So what are you waiting for? Politely request that your husband call 1800-FLAPBIN today, and start a better life. Ask for Tim. If he's not there, leave a message with the woman that answers, containing your phone number and the phrase "buckets of fun". Do not mention CuntBucket (TM) to this woman. She'll kill me.

Jill: Ah, I see you got yourself a CuntBucket (TM). It looks nice.
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...

Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?

by cool_walking_ February 19, 2010

cuntdumb

stupid men and sometimes women who believe everything and anything a woman says in order to get laid that night, or just get laid in general.

dude, you is too cuntdumb for that kind of mission.

by antigirl June 27, 2004