Cuntacular

Of amazing and fantastical vaginal prowess.

Dizamn boi, I mean this girl was straight cuntacular. She worked me good fo' sho'. Came 4 times before I could pump once.

by Mista' Blang-Blang December 16, 2002

Cuntcy

Anyone named "Nancy" who is, well, a cunt.
See also: Cuncy; cnt-c; cntc

"Don't let Cuntcy over there see you on the Urban Dictionary during work. She'll email your boss and human resources and then file some kind of lawsuit."

by PoopieCutieFancyPants October 31, 2008

cuntact

An acquaintance , colleague or 'contact' that is in fact, a cunt.

'Dave's looking for some free tickets to that gig tomorrow night - u have any connections?'

'I do know John yeah, but to be honest, he's a bit of a cuntact'

by kissmeimpeaking September 30, 2011

cuntcycle

A bitch or cunt that rides a bike.

Look Jimmy at that cuntcycle ride her bike.

by Paulverizer April 12, 2007

cuntalytics

Using state-of-the-art technology like graphical pattern recognition to garner data about your personal life without your express permission.

If you have ever been in the background of a photo whilst having a beer at a restaurant, at a ball game cheering on your team or minding your own business on the bus. Chances are there's an organization who has sold information about where you were, what brand of beer you drink, your favorite team and the friends you were with at the time.

Q: What! Why am I getting adverts for Blue Waffles? That makes no sense!
A: You are the victim of cuntalytics my friend. They don't always get it right.

by SeeUNextTuesdayHoney June 27, 2016

Cuntachini

A graphics teacher who is so bipolar that she makes your bipolar aunt seem normal.

"god she's such a cuntachini I can't stand her"

by 10incrediblefactsabouttheanus April 14, 2017

Cuntache

Mustache that acquires sexual relations.

Great cuntache dude!

by Allexandrovich October 25, 2015